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Date:2006-12-27 10:35
Subject:New U2 col vid
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Date:2006-05-19 09:14
Subject:Really cool vids!!! NSFW, but tasteful--in a reality porn kinda way...
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View Trailer

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Date:2006-03-06 19:49
Subject:Rate my Life
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This Is My Life, Rated
Life:
7
Mind:
7
Body:
6.1
Spirit:
5.6
Friends/Family:
6
Love:
9.1
Finance:
7
Take the Rate My Life Quiz

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Date:2006-02-08 18:25
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Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

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Date:2006-01-28 10:30
Subject:Guess I was 20 years ahead of my time...who knew?
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Take the What High School
Stereotype Are You?
quiz.

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Date:2006-01-27 10:50
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Cute & Small Boobs
Raw score: 44% Big Breasts, 50% Big Ass, and 72% Cute!



Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, larger asses, and sexier composure than others who've taken the test.

Note that because you scored small on breasts but large on ass size, it might appear you like girls bottom heavy. That's probably not the case. What's more likely is that you notice curvy, voluptuous butts, and you don't like big, fake boobs. Big real boobs are even worse because of the sag.

Anyway, my third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, nicer look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrity: Hilary Duff, because she is the ultimate in cute! Especially since she lost that baby fat!




My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


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You scored higher than 37% on tit-size

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You scored higher than 51% on ass-size

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You scored higher than 87% on cuteness
Link: The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test written by chicken_pot_pie on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

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Date:2006-01-14 05:48
Subject:Yeah....
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You Passed 8th Grade Math

Congratulations, you got 9/10 correct!

Could You Pass 8th Grade Math?

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Date:2006-01-14 05:42
Subject:Phrenology? No!
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The Picto-Personality Test




You are a person who lives in the moment and is passionate about whatever and whoever you love.

When alone, you like to relax and do exactly what you feel like doing at the time.

You are laid back. Anything goes, with you.

In the future you will be happy and live richly.

Take this Test at QuizGalaxy.com

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Date:2005-12-06 20:57
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Your Musical Tastes Match: Nicole Kidman


See her whole playlist here (iTunes required)

What Celebrity Matches Your Taste in Music?

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Date:2005-09-24 18:08
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Date:2005-04-22 23:32
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Your Linguistic Profile:



40% General American English

35% Yankee

15% Dixie

5% Upper Midwestern

0% Midwestern



What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

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Date:2004-12-12 11:04
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This model shows what a man's body would look like if each part grew in proportion to the area of the cortex of the brain concerned with its sensory perception.

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Date:2004-11-18 22:03
Subject:These are the best videos ever...
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play .wmv

play .mpg

visit beautifulagony.com

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Date:2004-11-18 22:01
Subject:These are the best videos ever...
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play .wmv

play .mpg

visit beautifulagony.com

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Date:2004-11-04 10:54
Subject:Still mopey...
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Wife's away...
Had my first ever cardiologist visit yesterday...
Bad commute...
4 more years...
ate hamburger buns and cottage cheese for dinner, chased by a couple'o'red stripes...

at least my mopiness is justified...

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Date:2004-11-03 15:52
Subject:An extraordinary sadness....
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Today, it pains me that my definition of America is so different from that of slightly more than half of my countrymen. It pains me more that despite all evidence to the contrary, the ruling party will treat this as a mandate. Dissent will be ignored. Questions will go unasked. The 49% will be marginalized, and the Supreme Court will be pushed further to the right, ensuring the dominance of these philosophies for quite some time.

I'd like to see "the uniter-not-a-divider". I fear I will not.

How could he pick up support with his performance in the last four years?

I don't understand.

Thanks for listening. That is all.

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Date:2004-03-29 20:27
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Mood: cranky
Music:Billy Idol covers "Don't you forget about me"

I'm getting old. It really irks me when people speed through the neighborhood. I still drive like a madman, though. WHEN I'M NOT IN SOMEBODY'S NEIGHBORHOOD!

I'm an old man.

...and I can't believe that Billy Idol had the audacity to cover "Don't you forget about me" ... fuckhead!

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Date:2004-02-16 22:36
Subject:States so far...
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create your own visited states map
or write about it on the open travel guide

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Date:2004-02-16 22:34
Subject:Countries so far...
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create your own visited country map

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Date:2003-11-07 03:31
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SimilarMinds Compatibility Results
anonymous ||||| 50% ||||| 50%
similarity complementarity  
How compatible are you and your friends?

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